It's been 6 years since I last attended, and not one of those 6 years went by without me being conscious of the fact that it was happening and I was missing it. This past weekend I was again able to attend my favorite hedonistic event: Nudestock. It was fantastic!
It was a solo adventure this year, as it has been for all but one of my previous 3 visits. I would have loved to have a friend with me this year but it was a bit too short notice. I myself wasn't sure I was going until the weekend got a little closer and I could see the weather report. As it was, the temperature of the day ended up being somewhere in the low 80's. Perfect.
As soon as I got out of my car and shed my clothing, I once again found myself at my favorite carefree, happy place. I sat on my blanket and drank it all in: The band members and stagehands busied themselves with setting things up. Tables were being set up. More people were beginning to arrive. Naked people were already splashing in the pools, sitting in the hot tubs, and lounging in chairs and sprawled on blankets. And look--a perfect jet contrail. Any day with a contrail is a perfect weather day!
Several interesting things caught my eye throughout the day, and I noted them with amusement. Things like:
- The guy strutting around with a ponytail and a receding hairline, looking like his hair was sliding off the back.
- The nice-looking naked lady with one metal leg and a huge smile on her face.
- The guy hiding behind completely unruly black hair and full beard, curled up strangely childlike on his pink towel, completely engrossed at what was happening on his pink phone. He was wearing nothing but pink socks, pink tennis shoes, and on his head a pink baseball cap with pink sunglasses perched on the brim. He hardly ever looked up from his phone, and would occasionally just burst out with a short, high-pitched laugh.
- The white guy that was literally the color of a coffee bean. He was dark. Apparently, the locals nicknamed him Hajji (which he apparently hates). He seemed a little unsteady walking much of the day. He was enjoying life.
- Hats and footwear were the fashion statement of the day. Well, that and the occasional sarong or wrap of some kind. There were some unusual hats and shoes in attendance. The naked guy with a top hat, lying next to an equally bare lass wearing a pirate hat. I saw one guy wearing vintage red high-top sneakers.
- Then there was the nicely browned guy that was proudly sporting the white tan line of a skimpy female-looking thong he had obviously been wearing every day he was in the sun. It was very distinct, so it was apparent that he was working it.
- The lonely bubble machine sitting all my itself, pumping out iridescent floating orbs all day long.
- A dark man (a different dark man--there were many) disappeared with a female friend toward the RV/camping area, and minutes later reappeared--painted shiny gold from his neck to the soles of his feet. Quite striking in the bright August sun.
- The guy stepping out of the My Chef Lynn food truck wearing only a colorful apron. A while later I saw another man coming out wearing nothing but a short black apron. Aprons must be the uniform of the day at Nudestock when you work a food truck! Well, except for Chef Lynn--she was dressed. I guess she wanted to maintain a professional appearance.
- There is something about a boob escaping from a towel wrap that I find intriguing--even though everyone around her was naked. I just couldn't ignore it when she came from the pool area with one peeking over her loose towel wrap.
- The guy wandering past me--Stumbling a bit--with a big red heart painted on his forehead with what appeared to be lipstick.
- The large lady that spent the day sitting under a colorful sun shade, with minions spread out before her, looking every bit like royalty.
- There was one guy I would see occasionally wandering past me wearing everything but his pants. He had a dark button-down shirt, and dressy casual shoes and dark socks. Perhaps the reason he was always on the move was that he was trying to find his pants.
- At one point later in the day, three naked guys--all lying face down, sleeping, and oblivious to the world--caught my attention because they were all lying down exactly the same. They were facing the same direction, and perfectly in line. Perhaps they were triplets.
Yes, it was a perfect day. A day of hang gliders hovering and circling above, and of dragonflies darting around playing tag with each other.
There were people of all ages in attendance. Some people had to be helped to their spot on the lawn because of failing health, and others were bundles of energy. Some approached the area with trepidation and still partly dressed, while others strolled in like they owned the world. Some wore body jewelry in special places, but most did not. I was surprised at how few tattoos I saw this year. Perhaps the old hippie mantra, "your body is a temple" is becoming more of the mindset of nudists?
There were the usual body painting and massage booths, and a few vendors with select items for sale. One new thing I saw this year was the special souvenir photo you could have taken. They had a wooden sign you could hold in front of you wherever you wanted and have your picture taken. I forget what it said on the sign, but it was something like, "I spent the day at Nudestock 2014!" or similar.
The pool that was the most perfect temperature you could imagine. No cold water shock when you jumped in, and yet completely refreshing. It was the most perfect of any previous time I had been there. I partook of it's pleasures a few times throughout the day. The slide got a lot of use too.
There were naked singers and band members in all but one band. There seems to always be at least one person in every band that strips it off before they start. It's the nudist in us, clawing to get out, right? When in Rome do as the Romans do. During one trip I made to the restroom (who needs doors?) I walked around the back of the stage and there was the butt crack of a
naked drummer sitting on the stool. I found something about that visual very
interesting and wishing I had a camera pass. There were so many pictures I would have loved to have
shot with my camera if I could have, and that was one of them. Naked dancers in front of the stage became more numerous as the afternoon wore on. Either they felt better and more loose as the day wore on, or the music got better, but whatever the reason--by the last song of the last act there were a lot of people up there in front of the stage dancing their hearts out.
The smiling face of Chef Lynn
that was painted on the side of her food truck stared unblinking over the
masses all day long, inviting them all to drop by and eat. The menu was varied, slightly upscale, and absolutely fantastic. All at very reasonable prices too! I did partake of a most excellent meatloaf
slider and pork taco trio during the event. Truly a delight to the palate!
I spent quite a bit of time talking to a guy nearby that brought up an interesting point: They should have a couple more events like Nudestock at various times during the summer. It wouldn't have to be on the same scale as Nudestock--maybe only one band. But to only get one of these fun experiences per year is almost sad. (Of course, if I were a member I could go up there every day if I chose to...) I guess what they say is true: Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
I can hardly wait for next year!
