Young People in Old Bodies

Men my age are always buying shit we don't need, will never use, already have, or are too good of a deal to pass up. We are at a point in our lives (if things went halfway according to plan anyway) where we buy things because we can. I do the same thing. I spot things while I'm browsing the internet, or something will pop into my head while just walking around the house. Then I'll hit up the web and do some research, many times leading to a sale. I'm starting to change though--I will see something that looks like I can't live without it, and now I'll seriously consider it. That's because I'm starting to realize I don't have as many years left as my mind seems to think I do.

I think I'm still young.

Current (and usual) state of my workbench    

I still look at Craigslist ads all the time--looking for what I don't know, but I'll know it when I see it. I never know what my next fad or interest will be, and I'm pretty amazed at how easy it can happen. Here's a good example: My brother brought my old Honda ATC110 back after using it on his property for a few years. When I first sent it home with him I was single and didn't have much room in my rented duplex. Now I'm married, have a house with a shop, and a completely different outlook on things. In no time flat I've accumulated three complete ATC110's and an extra engine. There are parts all over hell in my shop. See what I mean? I have to keep telling myself, "stop looking at the fucking ads, man... you've got enough 3-wheeler shit!" The whole idea there was to get enough parts to make a nice one for Brenda to ride that's in as good of shape (read that 'complete') as mine is. It's really easy to get out of hand though.

I have come to realize the new predicament I'm in: I've got time I never had. Now that I'm retired I can afford to wander, dream, and over-analyze all I want. I have always had an overactive mind (which is both good and bad), but now I need to ask myself things like, "Do I still need that? Isn't it about time I looked into buying a good one? Do I have one of those?" I treat Craigslist ads as entertainment--something I wander in while I'm eating a bowl of cereal or something. I usually go on there and put an upper limit in the car search, like 1972, then sort from cheapest on up. There have been times when I've almost bought, then that little bastard goes *ping* on my shoulder and says, "No, you mustn't. You're old." I occasionally entertain the idea of buying another truck when I see the right deal, swapping whatever I wanted and reselling it. Luckily, the warning bells go off and stop me. The last thing I feel like doing these days is swapping major vehicle parts (unless they're busted). I just want to drive vehicles, not repair them.

As I said, retirement makes it worse. Now, I go to a store and amble around more than I used to because I have time. I might see something interesting and think, "I've always wanted one of those" or, "That's a hell of a deal, I should buy that multi-pack." If it's a tool or appliance I will usually buy, but I struggle the supply side of things. The packages with huge savings if you buy the package of multiple items. Recently, I bought a box full of great quality hacksaw blades at a garage sale. It was a super deal at five bucks, but when I got home I realized I have a shitload of hacksaw blades--more than I will ever use in my lifetime. I think it's because when I was young I never seemed to have a hacksaw blade around that was worth a shit.

Because I keep asking myself "What are the chances of you dying before you use this?" it annoys me when I see somebody with a t-shirt that stupidly boasts, "He who dies with the most toys wins." In my opinion, 'he who dies with the most toys has the biggest garage sale' of his beloved items, and for only pennies on the dollar.

We used to snicker at dad when he'd say something like, "My next bike's gonna be a Harley" when at that point in his life he barely even walk without a struggle. His mind was completely scattered at this point but it was still telling him he still a young man with lots of life left.

People are always getting hurt doing a seldom-practiced sport or some kind of task at home. It's not that we're attempting something we've never done--we've always done it. It's not like we think we're young (which would imply constant reassessment), we just assume so because our thinking has always been that way. Our minds still treat everything like we're still thirty years old. Yep, I get it now.

Greenhouse Adventure: Conclusion

 Louvered Vent Openings

I pondered these things for quite a while, not knowing the best way to attack them. Thinking layers, I was pondering how all the things were going to work together. I had to figure out how to weatherstrip them, how to attach the screen, how to make the flashing work... things like that. Finally, I got down to business.

I ended up installing the louvers into the openings using the softer, black closure strips on the sides because they fit the metal roofing contour, and the firmer, white closure strip for the top section. I left the weatherstrip out for the lower section so any water would have a better chance of escaping. For the metal flashing I had to cut and trim each one to go around the metal roofing contour and depth. I installed them all using roofing/siding screws with the rubber washer removed.

I unrolled the screening I bought and measured out a couple of squares to fit over the louver openings. I had to trim them to fit around the protruding hex heads of the louver screws, then I painted them up with a little Krylon. Time to put everything together.

I had to do a fair amount of trimming to get the flashing pieces to nestle into the metal wall contour. They were all installed using self-drilling screws because of the thicker extrusion used on the louvers. I still have more flashing to put up, screw heads to touch-up, and caulking to do, but that will be the final items of business before declaring a done deal.

The Flashing Finish

The last thing there was to do was putting on flashing over a few of the edges and corners, and around the fan on the back wall. I was dreading it all because of it being such a slow, tedious job. Tucking foam closure strips under them as I went, pre-drilling all the holes, and making all the little cuts and bends as I went... probably not unlike a finish carpenter tying all the loose ends up in a new house. It feels like you're working an inch at a time. I did a little brake-forming on a piece of flashing and placed that over the door to keep water off the top of the door. (Fortunately, the door is facing away from our usual wind/rain direction, so it shouldn't be a problem anyway.) All the caulking and touch-up is complete, and what do you know--crops are almost ready for harvest!

I didn't get any pictures of the final leg as I went, but here are a few of the finished product. Complete, and just in time for the Pacific Northwest rains!

 

Conclusion

Would I build this greenhouse again? Probably so. It's a great design--the fact that you can add to the length of it easily if you want to makes it easily customizable. It's also super easy to make it taller or shorter if you so desire. A few post-project notes about our greenhouse project:

• COVID caused a lot of stock availability issues. There were several times I had a huge problem with finding everything I needed even though we are fortunate to live in an area that has 3 "pairs" of stores (Home Depot and Lowes) close to each other. Even so I was constantly hitting multiple stores on a single trip just to fill gaps. One week a store would have lots of flashing and no screws. The next week it might be no flashing and lots of screws. More than once I came home with nothing after hitting more than two stores. The whole 'chasing your tail' thing drove me nuts. Good thing I was not in a hurry. I started this thing in May and here it is the end of September. In all that time we had like only 2 or 3 rainy days (if you can call them that) so it's pretty obvious I was taking my time and enjoying myself. I am freshly-retired after all...
  
• I did a lot of drilling/driving with my trusty DeWalt 20v drill--so much so that the chuck expired near the end of the project. Of course, I didn't buy a new drill--that's not my style. Instead, I ordered a new drill chuck (only $16) and worked on other things until it arrived.
  
• People have asked, "Why didn't you turn the panels vertical so the water will run off easier?" Well, that's the common sense method, but installing the panels horizontally allows you to install the panels without any cutting or trimming. Of course, I had lots of cutting and trimming--had I not put the skylights in it would have been super easy. In my situation, adding the skylights made the directional choice a moot point anyway because of the amount of cutting and fitting I had to do to install roof clear panels around them. I probably could have turned the roofing panels without adding a whole lot more work than I already piled on myself.
• The roof skylights I came up with are a life-saver. When you first open one of them in the morning you can feel a pretty good rush of air go out via the chimney effect. They were instrumental in everything surviving the summer heat we had this year!

The Greenhouse Door Gets a Window

I'm sure glad I have an open schedule. If I were to be contracted to build this greenhouse I would have gone crazy. My OCD would kick in and send me screaming. As it is I enjoy the luxury (and I know it is) of being able to move at my own speed, taking the time to correct little things and make everything look nice.

Pretty much the whole time I was building the greenhouse I kept my eyes peeled for something cool we could use for the door window. I kept checking Craigslist, Offerup, and anywhere else I could think of, hoping for some item of stained glass. Everything I found was either too expensive, too big, broken, or any number of things. it was looking like the door window was going to be the last thing completed. Finally, something came along that looked perfect. We drove all the way up to Bellingham to plunk down $25 on this stained glass. The nice lady also threw in a smaller piece 'because it was cracked'.

After pondering how to best approach putting the new window in (I'm no carpenter, so I pondered it quite a while), I took the door off the greenhouse... again. The the door was built per the original Ana White plans, so the opening was quite a bit wider than it needed to be for this stained glass to fit into. It was actually a little short too. The opening measured about 1/4" short of being able to accommodate the stained glass piece. I didn't want to cut any additional material out of the door opening, so I opted to shift it slightly offset downward instead.

The first thing I did was cut two filler boards to put in the original window opening, bringing it down to the right width. (I chose the opening size with the intention that none of the stained glass frame would show after it was installed.) After mocking them up the pieces were glued and attached with pocket screws.

After giving it all a rough sand, I smooshed wood putty into any voids on the front side I could find. While all that crap was drying I turned the door over and spent some time cutting the four pieces that were going to be on the inside of the door, holding the glass in. I ended up getting them to fit nicely snug.

After I marked each of them to keep them in order, I took them back apart and started in with the step cuts that would be the recess. Because I was going to have the glass offset in the lower direction, the step cut for that particular was deeper than the others. In this picture you can see how I needed the lower portion of the design extends a bit. After the step cuts were all done I put them all together to check fit.

I decided it would be a good time to come up with some sort of frame to put around the window on the outside of the door. I ended up using some pieces that were ripped from a 2x4 I found in my scrap pile. I liked them because they had nice, rounded corners already. A couple minutes with the miter saw and viola (pronounced wah-lah).

 After giving everything a good sanding, I put red paint on the new wood on both sides, and when that was dry I painted white around the window opening.

 

 

After I painted the window frame pieces I attached them with brads.

 

Yep, here's the culprit that caused me so much rework: The new window:

 

 

When the paint was dry I mocked everything up again to make sure everything was going to fit correctly--this time with the window actually installed. This is why I like to do mockups first... I missed some paint. Turns out it was also a bit snug yet, so I had to take a tad bit more material off.

When you install windows, something needs to seal them and/or keep them from rattling. I wasn't sure what to embed the window with yet, but after looking around in stores I opted for this stuff. It comes "doubled" with the two strips attached to each other (peel apart) so it was easy to leave one of them intact so it would fit onto the one board that was deeper offset than the others. The other three sides were narrower and only used one bulb seal.

 

 

After carefully screwing everything together, I installed the door. There is still a little touch-up needed here and there, but wow, what in improvement!

 

As you can see, I also added more gravel (with landscape fabric underneath) so it was circling the greenhouse. It looks much better. I also plugged the two louver openings temporarily. The weather is getting cooler and I needed to close things up at night.

Next: The Conclusion!

Brenda Gets a Greenhouse

 
Prologue

We kicked around the greenhouse idea for quite a while. Our first experience with a greenhouse was a kit I bought off the internet. It was a simple thing and I thought it might get us by. What a POS that was. The panels were corrugated plastic that kept blowing out in strong breezes. After farting around with it for one season, I put it up on Craigslist for free. Good riddance.

I retired this past summer, and now it was time to build one myself. Hell, anything I would build would be worlds better than that little cracker-box kit I wasted money on at first.

Almost everyone that has ever searched around the internet for greenhouse design ideas has seen the Ana White greenhouse design. It's a gambrel 'barn shape' that always seems to be a favorite because of the open interior space. Ana's design is also one that is free to use, which also adds to its popularity. It's also pretty easy and makes efficient use of materials. If you follow Ana White's design exactly, you'll have very little left over when your project is finished.

Of course, I hardly ever follow anyone's design exactly, and this was no exception.

Pre-project Considerations

Costing materials - Like I said, the original Ana White design is very efficient with material usage. Any modifications with add materials and costs to your project. I had to add an extra sheet of clear roofing, as well as extra closure strips and screws. Actually, I think I added a lot of things.

Brands are not alike! I started out with the stupid assumption that the closure strips I bought at Lowes would work with clear panels from Home Depot. The Lowes closure strips are Tuftex brand, but the clear panels at Home Depot are Suntuf brand. They look the same, but I assure you they are not. Bottom line: make sure your closure strips match your clear panels!

Brand lengths - Speaking of closure strips, of you buy the Tuftex product at Lowes you are going to get 72" wooden strips. Not sure what they have in the way of foam. If you shop Home Depot, however, your wood Suntuf closure strips are 24" long and the white foam ones are 36" long. Isn't that nuts? Get out your calculator! Also, consider that the starting points and stopping points of the humps and valleys to ensure you have enough after trimming.

Wooden or Foam? Wooden closure strips are great for sturdiness. I chose to use wooden strips where I thought there might be a possibility of a ladder leaning against it or some other weight applied. The down side I to the wooden strips is, you must pre-drill every one before screwing them down or they'll split, and they don't fit nearly as snugly against the roofing as the foam closure strips do. You may need caulking in some areas depending on how much you care about gaps. The foam strips fit so nice and snug into the clear panels that they likely won't need any caulking. They even lock together like a jigsaw puzzle and still have matching spacing. Also, if you're wondering about density, the white foam stuff has tiny cells, so it's very dense--hardly squishable. Check out the perfect fit:

Save Those Pieces - When you are trimming or cutting your foam closure strips, be sure to save the scraps. They come in handy for stuffing any voids you have before you run caulking around.

Construction

We chose the same location as the previous greenhouse debacle because it was a good location for day-long sun. I had work to do first. I spent some time leveling the area, taking a small bite of lawn in the process. A couple yards of crushed gravel was enough to handle the basic level footprint. I opted to situate the whole structure on treated wood for ground-contact reasons. After spending some time squaring and leveling everything, I attached the ends of the "foundation" boards with token little brackets to keep them together as I built on top of them. Once the wall framing was attached to them everything became a solid unit. Clamps and myself became my best friends during this build.

 

 

As you can see, Brenda didn't waste any time moving in...

After building the front and back I was pleasantly surprised when they fit together perfectly, with no hammering or any other "assembly influence" required. It really felt like I was getting somewhere.

I don't think it was the smartest thing in the world to be working on an long-running project during July when we were in the midst of a heat wave, but that's how I roll I guess. I took lots of breaks and fell in love with carbonated water in cans. Wow, to pop one of those and feel that cold, fizzy burn down your throat on a hot day can really be game-changer!

As far as framing went, I made some modifications. I decided to put a couple of louvered intakes on the front side, with a fan mounted up high on the back wall. I made the fan framing using my Kreg screw fixture, and it slid right into place. Here's what I came up with when it was all said and done:

As you can see I used steel plates instead of making my own gussets from plywood. Because we were deep in the throes of the Covid-19 marketplace the lumber prices were going through the roof. at one point I saw 1/2" plywood for sale at Lowe's for $99.94 per 4' x 8' sheet! (no, I didn't buy anything there that week.) I haven't tallied the numbers yet, but I think I bought so many of those plates it wouldn't have mattered as far as saving money, but buying them was helluva lot easier than having to cut buttload of them from scratch.

The main modification I made was over the original roof design the Ana White greenhouse had, deciding to build roof skylight/vents. I did a lot of research on the internet about pros and cons of various designs of roof vents, and decided I'd just build my own. All I did was build a "box" for each one out of 2x4's and screwed them each into place. I didn't get any pictures of that particular step, but there wasn't really much to it anyway. The hardest part was measuring and deciding what their locations would  be, how the roof splices would work best, would there be pivot interference, etc. I did a lot of planning, clamping, measuring and experimenting, and finally figured out where I wanted to place them.

Paint

With the framing of the greenhouse finally complete, it was ready for paint. In retrospect, I should have toned down the shade of white a couple of notches. I chose Valspar SeasonFlex because it's a good 100% acrylic, but the shade was Ultra White. They weren't kidding... that stuff is white! Imagine painting and building on and around something this blindingly white all the while under bright sun! Let me tell you, I shed a few tears from the sun and heat while I was painting it all. The good thing about that wildly-white paint is the coverage--it has so much pigment in it (it's primer and paint both) that it covered everything with one coat. Even dark, mill-printed logos covered easily. I was glad, too, because I would have hated to have to do that again. Maybe in the dark next time...

Steel Walls

Time to mess with the steel walls. Of all the parts of the greenhouse to be bought and transported, the steel panels were my least favorite. Of course, most of my problem with them was because I was operating solo, and 12' panels of steel are both heavy and floppy. Fortunately, once they were here at home they were easy to install. The screws bit through them like butter. All that was required on each of the two sides were just some clamps to situate them, and screw em down. With the two ends, however, I had to place, clamp, mark, cut, and re-place. I tried an air-powered abrasive wheel cutter at first, but I found the noise, grit, and the the actual cutting itself to be a pain-in-the-ass to deal with. I opted for sheet metal shears instead.

 

Side note: There are several types of sheet metal cutters out there, and if you're going to buy them, don't buy the standard, straight cutters you see everywhere. Buy the offset ones like the green-handled one below. (You can choose right or left-handed--they make both.) and they cut through fairly easily and the offset keeps your hands and knuckles out of the way. You don't have to keep torquing on the metal just to keep the cut opening spread enough to clear the pliers' cutting action. They're really worth the investment when you get to the clear panels, as they cut real nice with the offset cutters.

Straight cut

Offset

So, that puts us here, with a complete lower surround wall. I assembled the corners using foam closure strips and screws.

Here you can see the fan framing I built on the back wall with the Kreg fixture:

Clear Panels

I had been looking forward to putting the clear panels up for some reason. I don't know why. Maybe it had something to do with how light and rigid they were, and so easy to work with. At the same time, I was dreading all the drilling I had to do on the wood closure strips to keep them from splitting. As I got underway I was surprised at how easy everything went.

Until it didn't.

Getting up near the new skylights I had to be doubly-careful about stopping and starting points of each sheet so they didn't cause a problem with seams being in the wrong place and causing a caulking nightmare. I measured often and used scraps to help with fit and overlap. When it was all said and done my goal was to have a nice clear, seamless center cap. I don't mind saying, cutting and fitting around the skylight boxes was a hassle, but I asked for it. It was like some sort of patchwork puzzle.

Side note: As much of a total pain-in-the-ass the skylights were as far as heaping extra cautions and problems into my build, they came in super handy as I installed the clear roofing all over the top. I was able to work through the skylights instead of figuring out some way to lean way over the roof from the outside.

Putting panels on the ends of the greenhouse were a little more complicated because of the angles, but not that bad. I didn't care it it was a bit ragged on my cuts because I'm going to put flashing on it anyway.

With all the roof patchwork complete, I admired the "finished" roof.

The Skylights

At this point I decided it was time to get the skylights built. I used 2x3's on the skylight tops instead of the 2x4's I used on the boxes. I wanted them to be light enough, but still sturdy. I built each box as if they were picture frames, with mitered corners. Because I wanted each skylight cap to overlap the box frame to help keep rain out, I then ran them each through the table saw to cut a relief into the bottom side. I glued them and stabbed together with my air brad-nailer to hold them, and added a screw for strength.

I cut out a piece of roofing for each of the skylights, placing the pattern so the overhanging sides were angled downward for water runoff. I cut a couple cleats out of scrap and placed them on the frame, using a closure to get the correct spacing.

 

 

After draping one of the precut panels over the frame to make sure everything lined up, I trimmed the closure strips to length.

It all looked good, so tacked the cleats down and painted all the new bare wood. When that was dry I tacked the foam closure strips in place with a couple teeny brads so they wouldn't move when I put the clear top over it and screwed everything down proper. Before attaching the clear top I mocked it up to mark off the hinge locations. I wanted them installed before the top due to clear panel overhang. Fairly happy with the fit, I put a coat of paint on it, and later I screwed the hinges and the clear panel both on.

 

The idea was to use camper tape to seal the skylights with. In retrospect, I should have made a smoother, more adhesive-friendly finish before sticking the weatherstripping down on them because not all of the applications stuck perfectly. I'm sure it will require a redo at some point.

 

 

I installed it and stood back to admire it--the first one! Still unsure of what I was going to use to latch them, I decided to go forward and complete the other three of them without design modification.

Here's what we've got so far. All skylights installed, and propped up with matching pieces of 2x4's holding them open. Not bad. I hope they don't drip too much in driving rainstorms...

The Door

Being someone that's not good at designing anything on my own, I opted to follow the Ana White Barn Door. I struggled a bit with the pictures on her website with regard to the layout or "layering" of the individual pieces for assembly. Once I started in working it, everything fell into place. Hopefully, my pictures will help someone see things easily.

I built each "layer" individually, using glue and screws. The inner layer is only the two 1x2's and the header, but it ends up being amazingly well put together if you can use a Kreg fixture and pocket screws. They really suck the pieces together tightly. I built the outer layer the same way--glued and screwed. Let me say at this point that you can't really have too may clamps during these operations--especially when you're using glue. Make sure you do mock-ups as you go, testing fit before applying glue. When you do the cross-beam on the outside of the door, be careful with your hole placement so you don't have a screw "break through" your project in a conspicuous place.

 

And here we have the assembled door. Notice the "extra" pocket holes? It pays to double-check your setup before drilling. I had the Kreg all set right except for one thing: I forgot to set the depth. The first few holes went 99% of the way through the wood. I didn't catch it at first because it didn't quite go all the way through the wood. Check and double-check so you don't screw up!

Door openings need to have cleats installed on the top and sides to keep them from "over-closing" and to give the latch a solid mounting place, and when I put the cleats in the doorway of the greenhouse and checked the door at this point I didn't like the fit. I made the door just a bit smaller than I should have in both dimensions. To compensate, I ended up adding a 1/2" filler strip to the top and the hinge side of the door. I was much happier with the door fit now. You can sort of see it in the next pictures.

Before I assembled the door I painted the portions with their two colors. I wasn't about to try to hand-paint that white 'X' after the door was assembled!

During the time I was finishing up the roof and skylights, we decided it was still a bit too hot inside--even with all the openings. (After all, we're talking July and August here.) The greenhouse was getting tons of ventilation, but we needed to limit the sunlight to keep all the plants from baking to death. I ordered a 50% shade cloth we could drape over it. I attached a couple hooks on the left side for the grommets, but it was a pain in the ass to get over my new, custom skylights due to the protruding fasteners. We got it up okay and it worked great.

 

 

It cooled things down a lot when we put that shade cloth on. For next year I'm going to cut custom-sized pieces of shade cloth that we can add from the inside when we need to. After all, the sun only really uses the left side of the greenhouse anyway.

 

At this time I still haven't added the flashing, the two vents, or a door window, but now I've found that I have to re-do the door window opening anyway. It's my own fault for finding a nice stained glass picture that someone was selling for only $25. I'll have to alter the opening quite a bit to accommodate it, but I think it will look good.

Next: The Custom Door Window